"Ketteneck's Justice demands it!"

--You'd be surprised how useful this phrase is.

"Do I get XP for drinking the sludge?"

--Me, on behalf of my character after a night downing Dwarven ale. Alas, the answer was no. 3/10/02

"We're working at warp speed on this problem..."

--California Gov. Davis on the current energy crisis. (NPR this morning.)

"You're taking her, Captain. It's been arranged."

--Admiral Kenelly Star Trek: The Next Generation"Ensign Ro"
(No particular significance, just popped into my head this morning.)

(that I would have posted yesterday if NetScape hadn't spazzed on me)

"Yeah... I ripped my pants! I guess I'm really in trouble now, aren't I?"

--Chief of Operations Miles Edward O'Brien stranded with others on barren alien world with no supplies, Dax unconscious, and their stolen Jem Ha'dar ship just having sunk. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Rocks and Shoals"

"First I wished for a stout-hearted mule. Then, a magic sack that was always full of turnips... this was fifteenth-century France."

--Genia, The X-Files "Je souhaite"

"Do Not Use"

--sign taped to a wall in a bathroom at the Harvard School of Public Health