"First I wished for a stout-hearted mule. Then, a magic sack that was always full of turnips... this was fifteenth-century France."

--Genia, The X-Files "Je souhaite"

"Do Not Use"

--sign taped to a wall in a bathroom at the Harvard School of Public Health

"Sometimes, I do feel like a bigamist."

--The Topless Tuner

"Eight mind numbing games for all skill levels!"

--boast on the packaging for "Solitary Confinement," a collection of computer solitare games.

"Are you male or female? []yes []no"

--Question on a marketing survey found inside a Buffy the Vampire Slayer video.

"Oh, so you're the boss now?... You're the king of Bob?"

--Cale to Akima when she suggests "Earth" as a name for humanity's new world (instead of "Bob").
Titan A.E.

"Given the pace at which you ride, I'm surprised you can tell the difference."

--Storm to Rogue on her professed preference of hoseback riding to flying. X-Men cartoon Rebroadcast 1/8/01.