Completely Random Quotes

2002-03-23T17:40:00.000-05:00

"Ketteneck's Justice demands it!"

--You'd be surprised how useful this phrase is.

2002-03-15T14:53:00.000-05:00

"Do I get XP for drinking the sludge?"

--Me, on behalf of my character after a night downing Dwarven ale. Alas, the answer was no. 3/10/02

2001-02-23T12:12:00.000-05:00

"We're working at warp speed on this problem..."

--California Gov. Davis on the current energy crisis. (NPR this morning.)

2001-02-12T09:03:00.000-05:00

"You're taking her, Captain. It's been arranged."

--Admiral Kenelly Star Trek: The Next Generation"Ensign Ro"
(No particular significance, just popped into my head this morning.)

2001-02-01T09:32:00.000-05:00

(that I would have posted yesterday if NetScape hadn't spazzed on me)

"Yeah... I ripped my pants! I guess I'm really in trouble now, aren't I?"

--Chief of Operations Miles Edward O'Brien stranded with others on barren alien world with no supplies, Dax unconscious, and their stolen Jem Ha'dar ship just having sunk. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Rocks and Shoals"

2001-01-29T10:20:00.000-05:00

"First I wished for a stout-hearted mule. Then, a magic sack that was always full of turnips... this was fifteenth-century France."

--Genia, The X-Files "Je souhaite"

2001-01-19T10:23:00.000-05:00

"Do Not Use"

--sign taped to a wall in a bathroom at the Harvard School of Public Health

2001-01-16T18:40:00.000-05:00

"Sometimes, I do feel like a bigamist."

--The Topless Tuner

2001-01-14T14:07:00.000-05:00

"Eight mind numbing games for all skill levels!"

--boast on the packaging for "Solitary Confinement," a collection of computer solitare games.

2001-01-14T14:03:00.000-05:00

"Are you male or female? []yes []no"

--Question on a marketing survey found inside a Buffy the Vampire Slayer video.

2001-01-11T10:13:00.000-05:00

"Oh, so you're the boss now?... You're the king of Bob?"

--Cale to Akima when she suggests "Earth" as a name for humanity's new world (instead of "Bob").
Titan A.E.

2001-01-09T12:52:00.000-05:00

"Given the pace at which you ride, I'm surprised you can tell the difference."

--Storm to Rogue on her professed preference of hoseback riding to flying. X-Men cartoon Rebroadcast 1/8/01.